Women are beautiful. I’ve grown up in a society that teaches women how to take care of themselves. There is a beauty product for just about anything imaginable. In all honesty, I’ve scarcely met an ugly woman. Each one is so delicate and fragile and should be treated as such. It doesn’t matter what size or shape she is, what her hair color or eyes are. Women are beautiful. One of the reasons that women are beautiful to me is because women take care of themselves. I can walk through a crowd of 10 women and come upon a fragrance I’ve never even heard of or a shade of lipstick I’ve never seen before. We use scented lotions, powder our noses, apply lipstick and blush. We bathe in scented products and spend a fortune at Bath & Body Works.
Women are not meant to be hairy. I’m using my mom as my example. I don’t think I have ever seen a stubble under her arms. It’s probably the reason that I shave under my arms every day. It takes less than a minute ladies. LESS THAN A MINUTE. BTW my mom is going to shoot me for mentioning her in a hairy armpit post. But before I die, I’m going to offer a giveaway below. You better enter it fast because I don’t know how long it will be before she reads this and shoots me on the spot.
While I think all women are beautiful, I did mention that I’ve scarcely met an ugly woman. That means I have on occasion met ugly women. I don’t care who a woman is, what she looks like or what title she has. I don’t care if she was judged the most beautiful woman of our time. If a woman has hairy armpits, well, *shaking my head*, I just can’t find beauty in that. I can’t stand hairy armpits on a woman. Any woman. At all. Not even on you Julia. I can’t get past that to find beauty. I just can’t.
I do realize there are, or could be, religions or other beliefs that don’t allow women to shave under their arms, or some women just like hairy underarms. Some may even want to braid it, put it in pigtails, or even cut shapes out of it. That’s your preference. As for me and my household, we will shave our armpits.
You might be wondering what brought this on and it was an incident that happened at a ball game this week. I was sitting below a woman who was getting a little excited, hollering, throwing her arms up, and when I turned around and looked up, I wanted to *gag*. HAIRY ARMPITS. I can’t shake that frightening image out of my mind.
Back to the giveaway. You know, the one I want to host before my mom kills me. I want to send one of my female readers a product that will remove hair from head to toe, if you so desire. I might just throw in some other things as well. If you want to be considered for the giveaway prize, leave me a comment telling me why you would like to win. Perhaps you have hairy underarms, a hairy neighbor you’d like to give it to, or you live in a town of hairy rednecks like I do and you want to hand it out at a ballgame. Whatever the reason, just tell me why you need this prize.
On or around May 5th, I will randomly select one of the comments to send the prize to. The one that seems to need it the most or who has a friend who needs it the most. I’m sure someone can use the thing. You must live in the US, in an area that can receive a package from Amazon. 18+ to enter.
…ridding the world of hairy armpits, one pit at a time…